Ten things about you:
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do so
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and skipped No. 5
8. You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9. You laughed at this because you're an idiot and everyone else does this too
10. You are probably going to post this to your page and see who else falls for it